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About Us

Fifty Shades of Cray T-shirt and Design Company is a small, family owned business. We use our platform to help fund local rescue organizations, and do good in our community. We're animal lovers, hard workers, and all around jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

We make funny t-shirts because everyone needs a good laugh these days and we want people to look good and be comfortable while they laugh their asses off!

Weed? Yes. Booze? For sure. Women? Love them! (And know they're crazy as hell.) Men? Also love! (And know how dumb they are and we make fun of that shit.) Politics? We make fun of both sides. (Based on the fact that all politicians pretty much suck.) We have something for every opinion and asshole, because just like opinions and assholes, we want everyone to have one - of our shirts!

So, when you can't think of something funny to say, let one of our tees do the talking for you! Need a sarcastic comment for that annoying co-worker? Let our "fuck off" coffee mug say it for you.

We encourage you to look around and see if you can find something cool to buy for the smart-asses in your life. A portion of every sale helps support rescue dogs, so stock up and give back! We appreciate your business, as it's the only way we can live vicariously through you and be sarcastic to as many people as possible. So please, spread the word!


Thanks for visiting us, we hope you enjoyed our site!