Bye Felicia. White Mug
Blow me. I'm hot. Black Mug
Karmasutra: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways. 11oz Black mug
Living the high life. White 11oz mug
Legalize marijuana. 11oz black mug.
Cannabis Culture 11oz black mug
Vegetarian. 11oz black mug.
Vegan. Black 11oz mug.
Yes I am nice. No that doesn't mean you can walk all over me. Mug
Stop stressing meowt. Mug
Go green or go home. White mug
The proper use of science is not to conquer nature, but to live in it. Black mug
Words cannot describe how much you mean to me but fuck you pretty much sums it up.
Sarcasm. Just one of the many services I offer.
Your family tree must be a cactus....because everyone on it is a prick.
I love you more than coffee. Please don't ask me to prove it. Mug
Yes I'm a nurse. No I don't want to look at that. Mug
My people skills are fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work. (a lot of work...) Accent Mug
Fuck off. Sorry. I mean good morning. Accent Mug
Drink Coffee. Do dumb shit faster and with more energy. White Mug
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. White Mug
All I need is love. And cupcakes. Black Mug
You never realize how weird you really are until you have a kid who acts just like you. White Mug
I just realized that when someone in their 20’s is talking about “old people”, they’re talking about me... White Mug